Its been done and it is HILARIOUS

Ahh but youre watching it in your minds eye right now though. Can you hear it? Can you hear the music? Do you see, DO YOU SEE?

And now *you* know about it, making it inherently uncool. I used to like to so much too :(

Fred Armisen, obnoxious? Wh-wa-what do wh-what-wha-w-w-w-w-w-what do what do you mean?

The Internet seems like such a nice young man.

Fuck your way through the U.K., a foreign study for students both straight and gay.

Broomstick flying lesson eh? *Shoves broom in your hands* I don't give a flying fuck. Sweep this floor, and make my check out to cash natch.

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

What are we supposed to believe that this is some sort of *scoff, chuckle* MAGICAL Good Job Internet?! Worst Internet Ever.

I dunno, I thought Barack slamming on Trump a few years back was pretty hilarious, better than an "attempt" at standup. Also that lion king joke.

"Do I think there's a 15-woman conspiracy against Bill Cosby? No way" , "All I meant is that I personally wouldn't feel comfortable telling someone that he's been proven a rapist"

Fifteen people dude. In this case she even has collaboration from a book she wrote years before this even blew up. I mean if you don't consider that pretty damning then I don't know what convinces you. I mean what are you looking for here, Xray of Bill Cosbys dick raping? With a name tag on it?

Today we learn about the scope of Catfish's perceived standards of AVClub comment board etiquie. Critics say: Ehh

So you're old, swollen prostate, and Im guessing a full forest of grey ear hair? Time to get a boob inspector hat!

Thats no butt, its a space station!

Sounds expensive but the anaconda wants what the anaconda wants.

You say that but watch this other thing I made up and see what imaginary response I think will happen occurs in my brain!

As someone who has a whole brood of illegitimate snarks I can confirm that this is or is not the case, or may not possibly certainly be untruthy. I hope I can still count on your votes for senate in 2016.

I don't know how many times I have to remind you: Toilets aren't people quit empathizing with them. And doing other.. things.

Well she did know Elvis before he was cool…