Birdshitface is actually a Giardia-mancer and quite powerful Ill have you know!

Damn near killed him.

Well given the string of circumstances I would say that Bono has narrowly avoided death and is now being stalked by it. Expect to hear about his unlikely demise by a single BB which was sent rocketing through his skull after a pigeon landed on a board that fell onto a fire hydrant unleashing a stream of water that…

Wouldnt that just be Explasians? Go ahead, say it, its fun! Explasians! Explasians everywhere!

Edit it all day long but we both know you are a dirty foreigner now. Dirty filthy scrub.

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country" from Ny Ny.. Captain Murica indeed.

America: Home of the Schneider, land of the Sandler, amber waves of Dane Cook.

Are you sure you dont have him confused with Giorgio Moroder? Because people who confuse those two dont like Rich Fulcher. Its a pretty common mistake.

Too Many Cocks: The Yo Mama story

I saw them when they came on at 3:57, but you know they hit the mainstream after that and I got more into rubbing blank video tapes against my face.

Amanda Peet let us see em in their prime and for that I will always cherish her. But yeah, she does have a bit of equine dentana goin on.

Comedy doesn't do this for you MAN, comedy does this for comedy. Comedy does this because that's what makes COMEDY happy, comedy doesn't owe you shit you leech. You make comedy sick.

Because Vincent Price is always on top.

AV Club Says: Run dont walk to see Altar Rock in theatres.. or wherever the hell something like this comes out. Projected onto the back wall of a Burger King in Des Moines?

Breakfast! Oh, right. Family. I thought you meant of the things you eat.

Mine is Hank, always ro.. mineral hard. Also bald, crippled by a Mexican cartel and finished before the finale.

Empirically incorrect.

I got good news for ya then, I can get you a crazy deal on a Duluth. Deal? Ok, well this Duluth has that truecoat on it, but you need that there truecoat.

They would, if Duluth needed a fire department, but fires have a hard time raging in the frozen wasteland that is Minnesota donchaknow.

Someone opted for the cheap realdoll.