Apparently that name is "Moonchild".

Statham has become a poor man's late downfall Steven Segal, His star power is at about .0001 Courics right now.

One does not simply punish the Dorito Pope.

Its been cool to call someone a pussy for a while, hell you could call someone a disgusting chode. But you couldn't refer to a vagina as a Pussy, hell most networks don't even let you call a vagina a vagina.

Ooooh I could have had rubber bands :(

Dont worry I got yer Sesame Street happy riiiight here

You sick bastard why would you even mention that, that song is weaponized depression.

How well would you breathe with an arm shoved up your torso and through your neck, flapping your jaws in time with a language that wasn't yours?

Leaving only the question of why Warner brothers decided a Vin Diesel crossover was a good idea but hey it was better than the Superman reboot.

I was captivated too. Sesame street you've done it again!!

This is awesome because the net result is that even with Marty fucking with the time line Chuck Berry was always going to be Chuck Berry, it was his Density.

That's because Lamar and Booger aren't the titular nerds, they are outcasts who join the nerd's Fraternity. Revenge of the Nerds was perfectly timed really, it was that generation of nerds that would turn around and take over the planet 10 years later and become some of the richest people on the planet. Its a hell of…

Revenge of the nerds had a prominent Gay Black character which was pretty progressive, even if it was full of gay stereotypes. And of course the whole casually racist ha ha Asians jokes but still, for Reagan's Decade it was left.

There was definitely a strong undercurrent there. The stage show began as a very adult performance, Pee Wee was a character that started by making upskirt jokes and was adapted for children later so It would actually be kind of shocking if some counter culture hadn't snuck in.

It took 20 years but finally someone made a Pee Wee Masturbation joke. I was gonna, but I was like "Too soon?". But you sir, against the tide against the grain you made a joke that no one has had the guts to make. You did it. Salute this man, salute this *single tear* hero. Your beacon of originality shines bright…

Barring that, Shamus McFly's hat. After all, it is a fine hat.

There's plenty left, we started with too many after all.

*rocks* too many *rocks* too many* *rocks* cooks took my 12 minutes *rocks* too many cooks *rocks* too many *GUNSHOT*

I'm not sure if the unending shambling march of zombie media is surreal or fatalistic.

You have the right not to like Absurdist Comedy. Stupid people have all sorts of rights.