Empire Strikes Back? No death star = best OT

Would you? If I was writing for the AV Club I'd only worry about how to get enough clean towels to clean up the consistent bourbon spills.

You're not the first creeper to offer Matt Damon your number 2 I'd wager.

Tj823:, Suck! On these Grammar? I could care less, for you're insults.

Would you like your memory erased like Jim Carrey in the Majestic? Or Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind? Or one of Jim Carrey's Personalities in Me, Myself and Irene? Or Jim Carey's mild mannered normal personality after wearing The Mask?

I hope Jim Carrey turns it down so they can kill him in Dumb and Dumber: Dead Stupid

If you couldnt be scared of things you cant see then blind people would be fucking fearless, like Daredevil! There would be dead blind people everywhere it would be awful, like Daredevil!

And its adorable. Boop!

I dont even know where you would get that many Malkoviches anyway.

Well when the park is full you can use the employee entrance in the rear to skip the lines.

So he's making Adaptation?

Yeah "Over", suuuuuure.

According to my uncle I don't remember Epcot at all if I don't want bad things to happen to my dog.

This is startlingly similar to my idea of vagland.

All the guests have to share a Glock.

Worst Pizza topping ever.

http://www.balloon-juice.co…

Ahh Kate Gosselin, whose claim to fame is that her vagina has had more Asians pass through it than Beijing Capital International Airport.

Incorrect, that's how I spell obo. You don't know me, you're not my real dad.

Actually between that and the "Id hit it" slogan from a while back I think the entire marketing department seriously needs to get laid. $5 says the next slogan is "Fuck the meat, just fuck the meat already."