And Christopher Reeve is dead! Wait.. wait that's not how we're doing this

How delicious would desperate baby lobster be? I mean, like 20 of them, since they would be small, give me a community of small terrified squealing lobster adolescents to eat. Yum.

no no no not gir-affe, ge-orge. Completely different thing. I totally vetted this with my hooked on phonics tapes.

Id settle for another Obsidian developed side story Fallout a'la New Vegas. And by settle I mean kill for, I would kill a human being for it.

He claimed the ancient respected right of third tallest.

Fox isnt Loki, Fox is just a Gilf hunter, preying on the old and infirm and having their way with them. Really, that isn't a strong enough visual, here watch me fist this jar of Mayonnaise.

"We cut our feet on lego bricks in the movies" -Phil Lorde

Well this is London so I would guess 1lb of ground muggle, mashed potatoes (or as the brits call them mashers and knickerbuckles) and ketchup. Most flavorful dish this side of the chunnel!

Is this just a sybian with a short circuit? Because if it isnt it should be.

So is being mocked by British people. How Gauche! Harumph harumph.

That motherfucker crushed my mouse. Mr. Bojangles nooooooooooooooo

Both are more machine than man but the robot takes no pleasure in what it does.

Tragedy plus time= HAHAA oh god that hilarious dead aunt of yours.

In a devastating loss for Sivero the judge awarded him damages equal to 100 million dollars for each quality episode the Simpsons have made in the last 10 years. Sivero lamented that he had no idea how he could pay back his legal fees.