Really, when/where did you already find out these were all coming to Switch?

And that silly looking sushi combat game

No one said they have to stick with the look after this, or even after 5.

Good to know that because I actually use my brain to think things through, you make the automatic assumption that I’m buying this or care about it (and bonus assumption that only Slow Jimbos play this franchise because hur hur, you’re Objectively Better than Them Over There).

Black Ops IV, is set in the future or present, definitely not during early roman times.

No see, because Gamers are better and smarter than everyone they hate. Don’t bring facts in here, disputing something they already decided without any thorough investigation - that’s what smart people do, after all!

and lots of snickering about Roman numerals

Devil May Cry may be a relic,

I love how every condescending, smarter-than-you Gamer here is like “LOLOLOLOL ACTIVISION CAN’T COUNT, SEE HOW TERRIBLE THEY ARE BECAUSE I ALREADY SAID SO?”

Gita’s care is top tier!

Brand new shrines, challenges, a master mode, new cutscenes, increasing the power/usefulness of certain equipment and abilities...

the real Power Moons are the friends we made along the way.

The way user reviews work on other platforms, they’re rendered useless anyway thanks to bombing/trolling campaigns. We all know this. We joke about it and clench our fists at the ‘idiots who ruin good things.’

I feel like Animal Crossing is another good one. There are goals, structure, etc., but along the chillest time frame ever.

So...

you may want to stick to Chrono Trigger on DS.

Bagel Goose

Hey it’s one of the other few folks who liked FFXI! :D

For me it’s all about playing the first open world game that made exploration its core theme.

I used to joke with him that I’d take a trip to SF just to go to a Sketch Bomb.