If I ever start a band, I’ll name it “Lake of Knives”

All it would’ve taken was an extra minute (I did it) to find out that 1) this has 0 bids and 2) the hottest contested item from that event is the Switch pin, at about $50~80.

It’s cute how people like you insist that only 10% of donations go to an actual cause without any data to back it up, yet won’t reprimand government programs that only see pennies on the dollar go towards the actual desired recipients of those programs.

If I could high five you through this screen...

In middle America it doesn’t.

That’s funny - you think it’s easy to reclaim land from effectively a monopoly that can leverage lawful coercion and force, but a big bad business that doesn’t have its own CIA/FBI/police force? IMPOSSIBLE. 

You can spend a ton of money on rent (while your landlord gets paid to do nothing),

You’re like the second person to go “NUH-UH, SEE, THESE THINGS ARE WAY CHEAPER BECAUSE I’M COUNTING DISCOUNTS AND SALES, NOT LOOKING AT MSRP TO MSRP”

because a JoyCon is literally the size of your palm? I don’t think reaching for those buttons will be hard, but hanging onto a tiny wheel won’t be fun.

Stop coming in here with facts and figures. Don’t you understand the Gamer Credo?

At 5'6" and 35, I’ve never, EVER cared about the height of women. Shorter, taller, doesn’t matter.

you need all the stars

This releases in March and Mario Kart in April, not ‘two months later’

Except I won’t buy a whole new system just to buy a game I already own at full retail, again, for 4 more characters and a fixed Battle Mode.

I’m not pretending. And last time I checked, you couldn’t just lift a PS4 and play it on the go either. You need another $200 for a Vita. And you definitely can’t pick up a XBO and just play it on the go...

But I mean why would the Switch be more than PS4 when here they sell for the same? I don’t get why Nintendo would do it differently in the UK

My apologies then! That does seem rough if it’s more expensive, here it’s the same price. Why would the pricing be different there though?

Except the article was updated to reflect the price. It’s literally denoted as an update right at top. So.

*complains about this game’s aesthetic, says it’s blocky and PS2-like*

Lemme look in my magic 8-ball...