It’s cute how people like you insist that only 10% of donations go to an actual cause without any data to back it up, yet won’t reprimand government programs that only see pennies on the dollar go towards the actual desired recipients of those programs.

If I could high five you through this screen...

You’re like the second person to go “NUH-UH, SEE, THESE THINGS ARE WAY CHEAPER BECAUSE I’M COUNTING DISCOUNTS AND SALES, NOT LOOKING AT MSRP TO MSRP”

because a JoyCon is literally the size of your palm? I don’t think reaching for those buttons will be hard, but hanging onto a tiny wheel won’t be fun.

Stop coming in here with facts and figures. Don’t you understand the Gamer Credo?

At 5'6" and 35, I’ve never, EVER cared about the height of women. Shorter, taller, doesn’t matter.

you need all the stars

This releases in March and Mario Kart in April, not ‘two months later’

Except I won’t buy a whole new system just to buy a game I already own at full retail, again, for 4 more characters and a fixed Battle Mode.

I’m not pretending. And last time I checked, you couldn’t just lift a PS4 and play it on the go either. You need another $200 for a Vita. And you definitely can’t pick up a XBO and just play it on the go...

But I mean why would the Switch be more than PS4 when here they sell for the same? I don’t get why Nintendo would do it differently in the UK

My apologies then! That does seem rough if it’s more expensive, here it’s the same price. Why would the pricing be different there though?

Except the article was updated to reflect the price. It’s literally denoted as an update right at top. So.

*complains about this game’s aesthetic, says it’s blocky and PS2-like*

Lemme look in my magic 8-ball...

psst...check this shit out...

You mean during a sale? One of those things where the thing you bought was being sold under MSRP to drive units out of retailer shelves?

woof, give it up for the edgiest edge that ever edged.

No, you can’t. Sometimes people lie to prove their point. Except that’s not how proving a point works.

Actually, I stand corrected - the PS4 isn’t even less than the Switch. It’s the same price. Whoops.