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“Andrew, make a History check.”

Finally finished Cuphead last week, after quitting on the penultimate boss months ago. And I thought he was the final one! Weirdly the devil only took me like 2.5 days, the previous one was so brutal I’d spend days on him before I’d take a break and play NMS or Dead Cells. I think I must just be a bad gamer.

I know, I love Persona so much (3 and 4) so I feel so bad I haven’t finished 5 yet!

Peep Show. 

Do you think the latest Mario Party will ever get any updates or support, or has Nintendo just abandoned it?

That’s a shame, as Arthur Morgan’s No Good Very Bad Day was a delight to read.

When will Kotaku host The Great Kotaku Mario Party Civil War? Lines must be drawn. Deals must be struck. Friendships must be destroyed. For our entertainment.

I mused on this in a comment on the GameStop piece--what is the future of video games and retail? I feel we’re careening toward a future where everything is digital and nobody really owns anything.

The Good Place.

Veep

basically every dumb joke article I write, but especially these ones:

Every. Goddamn. Indie Pick. Those creators are doing amazing things and I wish to Heaven that more players would give those games a shot over the AAA de jour.

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the

I’m right there with you, and I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. My wife and I spent the last few months househunting, buying, and finally moving into our first house, which it turns out is incredibly stressful and time-consuming. On top of that work’s been stressful and had some long hours and tight

*disappointed Alex Trebek voice*

Everyone knows the best arcade game is Fight Fighters.

Really like that they will focus on backwards compatibility. I have both Xbone and Ps4 and primarily play on the latter, but I love how many older games I can play on the former. Replay all of Dragon Age and Mass Effect recently and just started an Lost Odyssey playthrough.

sure pal

Meghan McCain is so goyish she puts mayonnaise on pastrami sandwiches.

Funny, I made a similar mistake when I took a date to Watchmen. Dr. Manhattan wasn't the only one with blue balls that night.