Whoa! Imma stop you right there. This is a cute post, don’t be THAT person.
Anna Banana
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I really hope we’re able print out the entire internet and put it in a vault so one day the aliens can fully grasp how much we deserved our demise.
You “have to read” this? Someone forced you to click on this article and read it? Fuck off
How long until Spicer is fired? He’s not selling this garbage very well. Is Baghdad Bob available?
Spencer did nazi that coming....
The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.
While I can’t really speak for Anna Banana, I’m pretty sure they were just making a joke. I believe it’s a reference to the archaic conservative belief that tampons, should they rip a woman’s hymen, deprive her of her precious, all-important virginity. I think Anna Banana was just taking a moment to call them…
Bring Your Own Blood.
Beautiful photos of the Jezebel house where we all live and menstruate in tandem
^Total BS. You had us until you said “E class.” No way someone called “Stephen” safely lives in New Jersey. And even if he did, it would be a 2001 C class from CarMax.
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