Gidget, I apologize. In all truth, what aren’t these crazy republicans going to suppress?

The real Alex Jones

Tampons because I hate pads and I’d be awfully upset if Mike Pence (who resides in my and every American woman’s vagina) shamed Aunt Flo into a cotton liner.

Hopefully I’d be OBAMA with Marshall Law because lord knows once Inauguration Day gets here some really bad shit is GOING DOWN.

Yes we must also stock up on tampons and IUD’s

Martial Law January 1?

I wish Obama didn’t have to go so soon :(

He has to approve everyone’s timecards in Kronos too!

lol 😂

Umm hello! How else can they justify wasting their fucking time if not enacting dumb shit?

This entire article is a joke. Trump sucks and Clinton sucks. Period. We’re in a shitty situation because America has chosen to allow leaders to lead us down the wrong paths. If we as a country would have taken a stand a long time ago not just in the most recent of years then we’d not be in this pickle. But, ‘merica,…

Lubbbbbbb this

He gets PRISON but bankers who fucked up our economy get more money? Yeah that sounds like ‘merica.

Haha 😂

I work right around the corner from UNLV and can I just vent on how pissed I am about leaving work today! Traffic is already a hot mess because our councilman can’t pay their storage bills and have had to put construction cones all over town just because they have no where to store them... not to mention the shit show…

We wouldn't.

Lol

And these photos are absolutely stunning. Much love Mars!

GOD DAMN ADS MUCH

The 2017 A4 is aesthetically THE ugliest car that 2017 has to offer. Ew.