Those taeks were so spicy my duodenum is starting to act up.

It’ll actually cost more than that to fill it with wine.

It’ll actually cost more than that to fill it with wine.

Holy shit those graphics are obnoxious.

Cowboys already? I forgot just how awesome last season was.

(In Eddy Grant voice)

This is much better advice than the Boyz-N-The-Hood method which involves reaching back like a pimp and slapping the ho.

Peppermint roll!

I feel like Amazon added machetes to the mix specifically to stop people from saying “You call that a knife?”

I feel like Amazon added machetes to the mix specifically to stop people from saying “You call that a knife?”

Watch to see if it’s position or paw prints change.

So the little guys have until the end of the year while the big guys have until 2020, at which point they’ll probably say whoops, we weren’t able to meet our deadline, can we have another 6 years?

If you’re unable to watch today’s speakers at the RNC just look up Day 2 from the 2008 DNC to see what they’re going to say.

Update: He’s searching for a water balloon launcher now.

What about footwear? I’m sure Giri would approve of wearing these tonight:

You think the word “prevail” is in that guys vocabulary?

I gave Amazon $100 for an Arris modem/router combo instead of giving it to Comcast. And I get to keep it! I feel good about my purchase.

At the end of my street is a small park with benches in the middle of a glorified rotary/roundabout/whatever you call it in your part of the world. There are like 5 Pokestops that surround it, so it’s good pickens if you just want to load up on supplies every 5 minutes and not move too much.

If this trial took place in Madrid he’d be in prison at this very moment.

Mourinho made it clear that he has come to Manchester for two things only: to kick ass and win trophies.