Do I look like a motherfuckin’ role model?

Jesus Christ. If you’re that friend, this is going to take a lot more than an Edible Arrangement to appologize for.

That new orange is part of a full uniform overhaul designed to make the Browns look like a second-tier SEC East team.

Hi Eric. Thanks for the thoughtful reply. I suppose I don’t neccesarily mean this particular app, but the glut of them in general. And I also don’t neccesarily mean any of the apps featured on LH/Gizmodo. I certainly trust you all to not lead your readers into a bogus app.

Am I the only one who is suspicious about all these vulnerability checking apps?

You have been suspended 1 game because, in your words: “I fucked Drew Magary’s wife.”

Have you never had a Sam Adams Cherry Wheat? We can just go ahead and launch those from a cannon into the sun.

I wasn’t aware any of our readers were bold enough to buy canned oysters.

This has been a slightly more glorified Woot off so far.

This has been a slightly more glorified Woot off so far.

If you find yourself drinking spicy margs more often than not, it’s probably just easier to drop a couple of habaneros into a bottle of tequila and infusing it so you don’t have to whip out the microplane each time.

I don’t have sound on my work computer. Did this guy at any point reference when Alton Brown did this in Season 5 of Good Eats from 2005?

The private-room karaoke near me —the stacked Do Re Mi in Allston, Mass.

Though I’ve never been one to shy away from raw eggs, I understand why some people, like that dude I’m married to, aren’t totally comfortable with consuming them.

Where he’ll be responsible for Cam Newton’s...you know.

Meanwhile, members of /r/chiliadmystery/ are driving around the Space Docker in GTA V and honking the horn at everything they can think of because of some mural, hoping that a jetpack will mysteriously appear.

It’s now only a matter of time before it’s relegated to Regressing or Rabbithole.

This is akin to “Eat less, move more”

Kinja Co-op has just gotten really sad lately.

Kinja Co-op has just gotten really sad lately.

Well, at least they’re not filing for bankruptcy again.