I hope Deadspin doesn't let you write any more articles for them. My mind was numb before you could stop yammering on about darts.

Do you summarize all the comments here, or just the ones you don't agree with?

The first thing I noticed was the Massachusetts trailer license plate. It would amuse me to no end to see this thing hooked up to a truck rolling down 93.

I got my hands on a can of swish that I didn't particularly love, but this one sounds like it would be right up my alley. Can't wait to give it a try.

Did you really come here just to bust his ball?

Hasn't even happened yet, and I'm hardly footing any of the bill, but I can already say with almost 100% certainty the answer to this question is my wedding.

Excellent point.

Doesn't ABP take care of this? I never see any of the promoted content and that's the only extension I have installed that would effect such things.

The new Cleveland Browns uniforms will be unveiled on April 14, 2015. Or roughly around the same time they're mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

and also because Qatar is built on slaves.

We don't know if there are injury risks in wearing maximalist shoes

Blue Jays shirt and Bruins hat. I don't know what to make of this fella.

I called it first!

I have a pair of Seagate ST3000DM001 (3TB) drives at home that I use to unload large files to on occasion. For the most part, these things remain powered down 90% of the time. And according to the chart, they have a 43% failure rate.

Which one of those two in the picture is the owner? The dumb looking one, or the one in the hat?

"Look, this beer didn't sell like I'd hoped it would. It's not exactly the freshest barrel in the building right now. So let's call it half price, sell it off to the tightwads, and never speak of it again."

Shit, Drew. I get raising three kids probably requires like 98% of your entire income, but for christs sake. Buy an HD TV and antenna for this weekend. It'll be like $250, tops. Return the TV if you'd like.

From the T-Mobile website:

$4,000 a seat to watch a sporting event featuring players who barely get enough to cover all their meals.

Unless you're Maryland and you use the money to buy the athletes iPads.