lol the textbook scam. And by that, I mean the scam where publishers print “new” editions every year, forcing students to buy brand new books instead of buying used.

Barbacoa

Nowhere near as impressive as the time he chugged a can of human feces through his eye.

When it comes to chugging beer thrown at/to you from the crowd, nothing will ever, EVER top this.

I saw my friend Conrad Nomikos fight such a beast on the shores of Thessaly. Even with the help of his great hound Bortan it took days.

Yeah, that’s not even as good as Art Briles’ defense in his statement to Hays. Briles is basically leaning on 3 points: