This list didn’t pay the troll toll to get into this boy’s soul

I work in a large california jail. The environment is filthy and germ-ridden to say the least. In the last 10+ years I’ve been sick twice. What’s my secret you ask? I never, ever wash my hands...and don’t let BIG SOAP tell you different!

Venga is 100% true. I had a run-in with a very similar (same?) spirit in the early 90s. It’s been almost 25 years but I can still picture those hooves like it was yesterday.

Bees are alert to hair. It reminds them of the furry critters that steal their honey