I’m glad that the NBA is solidifying the message I’m teaching my children. Their future is entirely dependent on the results of the lottery.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

“I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in my tailpipe”

He was making acid wash jeans.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

Like you said, you’re not American.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Looks like another victim of a ...

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Also, this just in, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Talk about a lack of class, UNC.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

Some perspective on how historic this is:

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

It sucks to be on the receiving end of a Kobe beef.

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

The Birds vs. The Avengers.