"We don't need better-written superhero girlfriends…"

It always annoys the crap out of me when people claim that Batman never does any detective work in the Nolan films, because what you described— while high-tech and pretty fanciful— is sure as sh*t detective work. He also does tons of surveillance in Batman Begins, and analyzes Catwoman's (phony) fingerprints and…

Hey, Seth Green from 1999— Jason TOTALLY rides the subway in Jason Takes Manhattan! For all of, like, two minutes of screen time! So take THAT!

EXACTLY! Thank you, my sincere, non-sarcastic friend!

Poor Kelsey Grammer and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos must really hate those lucky little punks…

That's something a LOT of people seem to want to point out about the announcement that Lilandra is the "villain" of Dark Phoenix… but I feel like there would be a lot less confusion if they just swapped out the word "villain" for "antagonist".

Well, great. So they skipped the two decades in which Dazzler (a glittery mutant pop singer with disco-light powers) would have made SENSE to appear… so they could feature her in a tiny role set in the early '90s. The dawn of the alt-rock/grunge movement.

Ironically, that clunky-ass title would probably sound a lot smoother if they'd gone with The Fallen Kingdom: Jurassic World.

That is the number one reason I'm sad that Sam Raimi never got to do Spider-Man 4: that was actually going to be Bruce's cameo for the fourth movie.

It's Eddie Brock in the suit for the movie— and since they just turned Agent Venom back into Classic Venom in the books, we can probably bank on a more traditional version of the character.

Ah, Carnage. The bad guy who's basically Venom, but evil-er.

Dr. Strange could theoretically open the door to some J. Michael Straczynski "spider-totem" characters, like Morlun or Shathra. But then you'd be dealing with a teenage Spidey, equipped with a Stark-Tech gadget-laden smart-suit, suddenly getting plunged into the world of the occult and mystical totem animals. That…

Hopefully they're developing it as a miniseries based SOLELY on the Watchmen graphic novel itself, and not on the mediocre Before Watchmen prequel comics DC churned out for the book's anniversary.

Well, they may have dropped Josh Trank before he could even start work on that Boba Fett movie, but it sure looks like Disney is getting a Fant4stic-level fiasco anyway.

Maybe they can go back to making The Flash NOW. As it happens, I hear that movie is looking for a new director…

Me, too. Dougherty has a skill for making the absurd entertainingly plausible— and, I mean, c'mon. With Mothra, Rodan, AND King Ghidora, they would have to try PRETTY HARD to make this movie dull!

That's cool… but for me, that movie making sense is still a few hundred steps away from it being any GOOD. I couldn't believe just how BORING a movie about giant rampaging battle-monsters could be!

I am so, so glad this movie is finally out!

I WISH that was was he was going to do.

On one hand, I really disliked the dull, monochrome 2014 Godzilla movie. But that was because I was expecting it to be a horror movie where Godzilla was the villain and Bryan Cranston was trying to stop him, which is what the trailers made it look like. Instead, it was two hours of Aaron Taylor-Johnson trying to catch…