Well, you use ice packs to treat certain kinds of injury, right? Same principle, I guess!

I was thinking "laziness", but yeah, that makes sense, too.

Alright, I know I'm just shouting into the abyss, but I have to reiterate:

Maybe they'll make "redder future suit" the default suit for season five, when the show finally bounces back from sucking so hard.

Yeah, it does, I won't deny that. But as far as I'm concerned, Sam Raimi already nailed the first two solo Spider-Man films as isolated adventures, so if you're going to reboot him as part of the MCU, might as well tie him in with the other characters upfront and get as much milage out of the connection as you can.

The fact that I appreciate a minor storytelling choice that Marvel's making and Sony didn't is pedantic?

Well, like I said, I feel like it depends on WHICH of the movies we're talking about.

Again: it's not the fact that he sewed it himself. It's the fact that he made something that looks SO PERFECT by himself.

There's a difference between knowing how to sew, and knowing how to tailor a skin-tight, perfectly fitting, silk-screened body stocking covered in flexible raised metallic webbing with no visible seams and perfectly-sculptured eye pieces with white, non-reflective lenses in them.

I've mentioned this before, but I'm beyond happy that the MCU films acknowledge that, no, Peter Parker is NOT capable of stitching together a perfectly form-fitting, slick, movie-quality superhero suit for himself.

You can tell this was cut together by Sony Pictures, because it reeks of desperation and seems intent to show off ALL the goods. I'm pretty sure the guys at Marvel Studios wouldn't have cut that Captain America cameo into the second f%#*ing trailer… or ANY of the trailers, for that matter.

And also the whole thing about getting shot and nearly dying. On one hand, it was a cheesy, melodramatic contrivance… but on the other hand, a near-death experience MIGHT make her soften her hard-line attitude towards Mon-El's dishonesty.

Am I the only one who's more than a little pissed that this episode features a plot about Kara getting an intergalactic bounty placed on her head, and that this DOESN'T set up the arrival of Lobo to claim it?

Ehhh… I would say RoboCop 2014 is pretty awkward and mediocre even on its own merits.

Naw, I'm good. Thanks.

… Uh… Okay?

The fact that this is the murkiest, most visually unappealing trailer I've ever seen for a superhero movie is truly baffling to me.

(Looks through comments; sees every one of them is about how weak and ineffectual the article's joke is)

What I love about his casting is how kind of out of left field it was. I mean, he had just played Johnny Storm four years earlier (which he'd friggin' nailed, proving to be the best part of both Fantastic Four movies), and most of his roles up to then had been like that: egocentric, shallow, snarky, and usually…

Just an aside: I would watch the SH*T out of a Michael Jai White Luke Cage movie or TV show, headband or not.