Yeah, me too. Though Arrow is the exception at this point: Ollie DID learn to stop keeping secrets, and he continues to grow in both the role of Star City's mayor and its masked vigilante.

Thank you for that dose of cynical disillusionment. I totally needed that.

I always thought of Smallville as a clear Buffy imitator, at least in terms of episodic structure and the vaguest generalities of the premise (a superpowered teen fights supernatural forces in a small town besieged by mysterious, otherworldly powers).

Oh, you wanna get PEDANTIC? Alright… (*rolls up sleeves, spits on palms and rubs hands together*) … let's get pedantic.

Well, I wouldn't have expected a movie named after the Viking apocalypse to be a comedy, but whatever— Marvel is just doing their thing again.

God damn it, they just had.a big group hug and a pow-wow about not keeping secrets THREE EPISODES AGO. What in the hell is wrong with the series writers on this show?! Is it THAT HARD to come up with plausible dramatic obstacles for a superhero series?

I'm getting really sick of it myself, but I'm still holding out hope. I stuck with Arrow through the League of Assassins and H.I.V.E., and that bounced back with a VENGENCE this season… so maybe next season Barry will finally be going up against an organized team of Rogues (led by Captain Cold, of course) instead of…

You were not alone, bub.

And Best Picture goes to… Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, and Dafne Keene!

My brain would explode if that happened. And not just because of their combined psychic powers.

"Supergirl is what I can do. Kara is who I am."

Well, at least Superman's not the ONLY character Zack Snyder doesn't understand the basics of…

Zack Snyder is now seriously considering doing a Man of Steel 2 where Superman is old and dying and says "f%$#" a lot.

I'm about 95% certain that the Deadpool skit at the start of Logan was shot with the intention of making it a stinger at the end of the movie. And I'm betting that James Mangold probably had to fight tooth and f%$#ing nail so that his final shot of Logan's grave wasn't followed shortly thereafter by a shot of Ryan…

So Maid Marian will “lead her people into a pivotal war”, eh?

You didn't say where Chopra should impale himself… Who's to say it's even that much? Pretty sure a hand impalement won't kill him.

I first got into Buffy through a compilation DVD I got from a Wal-Mart years ago. The one that sold me was "Halloween", followed by "Fear Itself". Basically, once I realized that the show could be ridiculously, tremendously funny— and once I got in tune with all the characters in the ensemble, something the Halloween…

So… no Spoiler Space, huh? Well, in that case…

This IS the second draft— he left out the bit about how Aberle smells like an elephant's butt.

But it's still a few dozen sizable steps above Warcraft, so I think his point still stands.