I just moved to Jersey this year. Trust me, these people are much less funny when you live here.

@through the rye: I don't think Psychology Today recongizes satire except for a coping mechanism deal with repressed desires.

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots made me punch out authority figures. I am writing this from prison.

Plastic surgery does leave scars, as most surgeries do, but these are pretty excessive. I had flank, inner thigh, and tummy lipo (very small amount for contouring stubborn deposits) 5 years ago and you can even find my scars. They are literally little dimples on my hips and my tummy one is in my belly button. If these…

@geekgirlliz: I think it started a couple years ago when I struggling with a borderline ED. I was very low body fat and cold all the time. I also went to Syracuse, where it was always snowing and freezing. So I would come back to the cold dorm and blowdry my wet pant hems and feet (gateway). It progressed to me…

@notadoll: I do this too. Nothing worse than getting into clothes all damp. A little blow dry and you are toasty and your socks slide right on!

@Acquanetta: I meant degrees, but in retrospect I could say that my 2 masters are hairdryer A and hairdryer B.

Just wanted to bring it up that heat therapy is used for a variety of mood and mental disorders, including anorexia. It is very soothing and has clinical benefits.

@A Small Turnip: I have both a regular sleep machine from Brookstone and their travel version. I simply cannot sleep without them. I usually do "white noise" sound but sometimes mix it up and do this weird sci-fi sounds that supposed to induce sleep waves. It's like I'm flying through space on a interstellar mission.

@Kivrin: Me too, we should form some sort of club/society.

Those who dally in the Sunday Night Social know I have a hairdryer addiction as well. I blow dry myself all the time while fully clothed (not in public, obvi. I also hold a hairdryer and blow it under the covers while I fall asleep and, right as I am about to fall asleep, turn it off and place it on the floor. Pretty…

So the woman this Derrick Ito fellow is dating has this quote on her FB page:

@northeastthreat: He is, but then why does he post on threads and under his signature include the youstupidbitch URL, why does he list the site under his interests, and when do he and the person registered to the Etsy site share the first name. Maybe we should ask him. A person like that usually would be proud to…

@Had a brain tumor for breakfast: Do we know where it is traced/stolen from?

@singing_femmebot: Yeah, I got schooled by myself. I found him on facebook and he so is a hipster. I am never defending hipsters again. Ever.

@megreads: Should we steal and post his picture? Would that be wrong?

@megreads: Yeah, I found him, too. What an ass.

Hey Jezzies,

@rixatrix has snapped from her tether: How does this card, or post, have anything to do with hipsters besides being ironic?

@gold_gato: I just wrote something similar and then looked at your past comment and saw it was the same. I have no idea why your comment would be subjected to the community policy as it directly addresses a focus of the post. Let's see what happens to mine. I'm not a huge fan of a vile act being pinned on a mass…