Wait, why are we blaming this on hipsters? I find them as a group generally annoying, but wearing a mustache to be ironic is a little different than what we have here. What's with the dig?

@SarsDoesn'tSave: They are filling if you eat 2 bags, but then you also explode with gas, so it's not a good option.

This is getting way too "Devil Wears Prada" for my ass. Didn't Miranda worn about screwing with her luxury brands. She did nuture them, after all.

Anyone that taught me to make Alfredo noodles for around 10o-150 calories for a huge portion is all right in my book. Seriously, check out all the recipes she has featuring shirataki noodles. They only look like jellyfish in the bag, and, at 40 calories for the bag, they are quite tasty and filling.

Ugh, I am nauseated by this article. Especially the quote about wanting a Mulberry bag (expensive!) and being "beyond disappointed" for getting iPod speakers. I think one of the biggest issues for women is they don't really care about the gift but rather what the gift confirms about their significant other. If he…

@WaffleCopter: Hearted for Simpson's reference.

Ugh, those Jordan Almonds hanging out in front the the china make me want to vomit. Can we put a ban on them as the least thought-about wedding favors of all time? Honestly, just put some dirty tissues in ziplock, that's the value Jordan Almonds have to me.

My grandparents have a dusty box in the closet that's just waiting to hold this whole set.

@bobella is owltastic!: That quote is being saved. Amazing.

@tinboots: That's pretty awesome, it's stuff like this I am happy to be a Jezzie. I think you are much better prepared in understand how fragile marriages are. It's frickin' work, and when I say that I don't mean 90% fair skies and a few clouds. I mean storms that will test you. You will think others are attractive,…

@Queenjulie: I am taking a cab back to work. Gah!

Guys, I am having a Hysterosalpingogram (HSG) test done tomorrow over my lunch break. It's basically a fertility test where they inject dye into your uterus through your cervix and x-ray it to see if your tubes are ok.

@spiraloflife: Look! You can buy it here too!

@metermaid: I can haz inflight internets!? The future is now!

@egged: I totally agree. I wish I could promote this, it's a great thought.

@metermaid: Just remember that the air has waves just like the ocean. Pretend the plane is a boat going over ocean waves, because that's essentially what it is like.

@OffTheRecord: Moving wet clothes from washer to the dryer is the worst chore after cleaning toilets. All those heavy clothes wrapper around the center thingie, the socks that go everywhere...

@Fridge Hussy: A Hussy Re: Fridges!: Is it the the fact that people are noticing you, or the fact that they are calling to your attention the fact that they think you look good? I have that problem sometime. I often go to work looking pretty plain; nice and professional, just not all dressed up fancy like some of the…

@xodallas: Oh, I was right. I posted my ideas before I even saw your reply. From what I understand, the poop thing is normal. Give the shower thing a try. It worked for my cousin and her daughter was around the same age, maybe even a little older. Also, I believe the doctor also told her to relax and to not make it a…

@hellosunshine: Hmm, then I unfortunately say do more cross-training and stretching to length those muscles or accept that you have athletic legs. You can't really spot reduce except by 1)losing fat (but you say you're lean 2)losing muscle (stop/cut back on offending exercise).