@soofthemoment: What else do you send out to cue the engagement gifts?

@SubvertAParadigm: Endo doesn't make it impossible to have a child. And I'm sure Jillian has access to some of the best fertility specialists money can by. If she wants to not be pregnant and just to adopt, then I wish she would say that and not just blame the endo, unless that really is the problem.

@CaityDaisy: No, he would sadly be the type to be like, "yum, GERMS". Then keep biting. :(

@ItsCurtainsForYou: Bellybuttons! Buy the following ingredients: Butter-flavored pretzels (the kind that are square and have a little grid pattern). Hersey Kisses. M&M's. Prep the oven at 300 degrees. Lay the pretzels out on a cookie sheet. Put a Hersey Kiss on each pretzel and pop the tray into the oven with the door…

My hubbie is trying to stop biting his nails so I just painted them with the Mavala Stop nail biting clear paint. It's supposed to taste awful, but I licked them and it's not bad. Is this doomed to fail?

@pileofmonkeys: Unfortunately the stats speak differently. Certain dog breeds, such as Pitts and Chows, have been bred to fight. Most dog bites/attacks are committed by Pitt, Chows, Rotties, etc. That doesn't mean there aren't nice dogs of these breeds. It doesn't mean these dogs are assholes. It DOES mean that these…

@fifilaru: I found it, sadly. I don't think it's available on this site, it probably was SOoooo popular.

Last year my cousin, who clearly hates me, gave me two small stuffed animals, a horse and a bear. They were presented to me stuck in holes in a small box, with only their top halves exposed. When I pulled them out, they both had giant sets of plush genitalia. They had awful, sexual names like "Dirk the Italian…

@sexysecularist: My go-to gift for people I hate with children is an ant farm.

What's wrong with a hint of Ming?

But would it be TOO meta if I pledged to wait until he finishes his blog and then read the entire archive each day for one year?

I did the same thing at the same place! Koalas are very clingy and smell like coughdrops (euclyptus). You've gotta hold the small ones like the one in the photo because they actually get quite a good size and are VERY grumpy and put those claws to good use.

You could mail order monkeys from comic books back then so I am taking this headline literally.

Can I wear my Cami Secret with the Lingerie Blazer or would that not work? I'm ok if it's not a secret anymore.

Ok, I know Taylor Swift is a nice girl and all and we celebrate that she isn't doing blow off some dude's chest, but it's too much rainbows and sunshine for me. Honestly, girl, just do something a little bad. Flip someone off covertly (but let the paps catch it). Forget to leave a tip somewhere. Throw a party and let…

@tripleA: I got the Siri, but I was torn between the clearly external ones and ones with, ahem, more options, like the Liv or Mona. If I am pleased with the Siri I might add to my collection. My previous one was one of those $8 silicone ones you load batteries inside like a flashlight, so anything is an upgrade.

@Strawberry Wine: I got the Siri, but I was also looking at the Liv for more variety. Who says you can't have two thought?

@ZiggyStarPuff: I just splashed out on a new model from Lelo. It's still in transit so I can't review, but it is quite modern looking. My old one is so loud it sounds like something you would pull-start.

Wait, what? This isn't for massaging your neck?

@margarine-for-error: Your tone indicates to me that you are a girl who is definitely not ready for his kind of fun. Next thing we know you are going to be telling me you have no opinion on Christians with tattoos.