awesome. I now have two distinct variations of Jalopnik license plates, and I always consider whether the site is worth repping every day like that. Sounds like I can renew them for another year :)

Recently sold my Triumph, but I kept the scooter. Triumph was my daily for 3 years, but I bought a car to get back to my roots, and the scooter is way more fun around town.

saw him in Baltimore Friday (night before they taped the roast) and he tried out his whole set, it was hilarious, though now I have even less reason to watch when it airs (because Shaq, Luda, Snoop, and Martha Stewart make for a weak dais)

Is it Atmosphere? Kinda sounds like them/him.

They make sour patch "extreme" now and they're more sour than the normal ones, maybe that's the original recipe?

Eh. I mean, sure, certainly some people answered with BS, but I think Jalop was high among other GM sites, and deadspin is full of people that love to joke. I'm not saying it's gospel, but if it's good enough for advertisers...

I think I recall Jalop having pretty high income readership, based on the demo survey a while back. There are the usual suspects, sure, but also plenty of loaded lurkers.

I heard (as in, saw on HIMYM) that it's root beer & kahlua. Did try, can confirm.

I'd like to point out, for anyone that "needs" (pirates) PhotoShop, pixlr.com is legit, free, and and 80% reproduction of PS. It's been a godsend for me not having to learn a new interface, but also not being on the wrong side of the law.

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my ex sent me this whole long email the day before my wedding about how she couldn't stop crying and she didn't know how to deal with this, blah blah (of course, it started out "congratulations, I guess?")

I know this article is super-old, however: it helped me decide on an PRHT GT with an automatic. I was looking for a DC-livable car for months and pretty much wrote off the miata because, as I repeatedly told my pleading wife, that car simply needs to have a manual, it would be sacrilege with an auto.

510hp, 397ft-lb. No traction control, no hard top, comp clutches stage 5 clutch.

Yeah, fuck this dude. Ben's Chili Bowl (a DC institution) has murals of him and always touts their close relationship, even saying how they'll drive food down to Richmond if he wants it late at night. Anytime people visit and mention wanting to go to Ben's, I tell them fuck no and explain why. Not a single person…

Yeah, they were a weird bunch. I should add dude #1 was married, but cheated regularly. I've never been one to talk about that sort of thing with people, but apparently I have a very "listeny" face? I have since heard from more people that "real men don't go down," but generally not from the type of people I'd look…

I also thought of that, and will add my own revelation. Coworker of mine when we were deployed would go on about how he wanted a BJ from some girl (any girl) out there. Another coworker chimed in about how he misses getting them from his wife, dude #1 is all like "why are you telling me your wife gives blowjobs, I…

Jesus, you're an idiot and an asshole. She's newly and happily engaged to a guy that regularly goes down on her, and you hope he isn't cheating? Play in traffic.

It's on his current tour, so I expect it'll be a Netflix special after the tour ends. Wife and I saw him in DC last week, basically it was a good job of pointing out to a receptive male audience that the majority of women have had to deal, frequently, with things like catcalling, exposure, whatever. We liked it, his…

I'm convinced she's trying to be super-liberal/generous in her acceptance of 'outside the norm' stuff, but once in a while it results in mindfucks like that.

Thanks for posting this, I will print it out and keep it in the glove box of the automatic convertible mini cooper I'm buying tomorrow.