Good. It's utterly ridiculous that someone thought this was a good idea. Another act was originally scheduled and pulled out a few weeks ago, so they booked him last minute, but still...he was in the middle of a trial pertaining to drugging and raping a chick, and then tweeted the bullshit he tweeted. This, in a…

He wasn't, another act was originally booked and they filled the spot with him, though suddenly it became a "Cee-Lo concert" in all the media. Fuck this dude.

the profile is sex, but that nose is just unfortunate

Eesh, glad I didn't go all knifey. Turns out that was the best thing to happen to me, but yeah, I also saw some people who didn't deal as well.

Don't forget about mil-to-mil couples. In a pretty good relationship and would like to stay at the same base? Get married!

:D

Dude with the camera could probably not find a way to wear that more incorrectly than he currently is. I realize this is not your primary concern.

Nice. I drove the current Fortwo once and swore off ever getting in one again, but I have a short memory. My problem is we have a 1-car garage with a 1-car driveway leading to it and no viable street parking, so if I had a car, getting it out in the morning requires me to do a crazy shuffle. As it is, she parks far…

I like it, but at 159.7", it take up more usable space than a new miata. I think my S2k was 162" and that made it basically impossible to park everything in the garage. Realistically, I need to continue what I'm doing now and just DD the bike and then rent a car when I *need* one, it's just sad, is all.

Depends on your locale! In the DC area, the only reason my DDs are motorcycle/scooter is because I can park anywhere and I have extremely limited space. As a car, they're horrible, but when inches matter, this and the iQ are about it, and this has a few advantages on the iQ.

When inches matter, though, that may as well be a '62 Eldorado. I wish micro/city cars were truly interchange with compacts

I've heard the same from fellow discouraged enthusiasts, I may have to check one out in earnest. ATM my garage is covered with tape lines from the 106" smart to wife's CT200h, and every car in between, I like to see how much practical space I would have with X car (I also squeeze a motorcycle, scooter, and 2 bicycles…

You're the DC Jalop, right? If you get a smart presser, please LMK! I gave up my beast and need a sad city car, but can't put my JLOPNK plates on the current gen fortwo, I'm carless now because I can't reconcile car guyness with the beltway/295

Reviews in the style of car-based "The Jalopnik Review." It's great that you can spend $30k on a ducati or whatever, but there is a ton of fun to be had for way less.

I have almost no idea what you're talking about, but I starred you for moxie. Crazy boundaries that marginalize your town to the benefit of a better-known one interest me, for whatever reason.

Noodles and company does not count as fast food, because it is only fast. The first time I ate there was after buying a car, having gotten rid of mine when I moved to the DC area. Usually when I have a rental or whatever I'll go straight to taco bell, but I was like "I have never heard of this place, I should go"…

That's peculiar. I loved my R (though not the maintenance), and I really dig some of these recent offerings (not least the S80!), but I feel like a sedan that substantial should comfortably seat 4 adults. I rented an XC90 awhile back and don't recall how that was in the back, but I do like the swedes' design.

This. My '05 S60R (not current, I realize) was effectively a two-seater, despite being a large (to me) sedan. On the bright side, I never had to drive to lunch when more than one coworker was involved.

Agreed. Aside from being assholes, people can also be outright crazy. I'm identifiable IRL easily enough with this account, so I rarely use it outside of the occasional Jalopnik/Jez 'recommend.' If it's on Gawker or anything about guns...I use a more anon burner because there are too many angry people in the world…

Also Outkast ("broams to the fleetwoods...")