Easiest fix: teams can choose to shoot free throws or take the ball out of bounds when in the penalty and it is a non-shooting foul, and there isn’t less than 2 minutes left in the quarter. Foul DeAndre all you want, they’ll just decline the free throws.

Can the NBA not afford to license its own athletes’ names?

Guy was skating to the bench after his head was slammed into the glass. He was dreaming of lollipops and candy before making a last millisecond attempt to avoid the zebra. Twenty games is way too much.

A deeply mediocre team

Report: Eli Manning Asks Friends What “Retiring” means

I addressed plenty of other points to you that you ignored. You also happened to be the top comment, so I’m going for maximum exposure here

Referring to the commenters below who state that they like Bernie but with all these mean people on the internet they are now leaning toward Hillary.

Scoreboards were stacked for a while so I wouldn’t think so. I suspect it has to do with tickets and a given sideline and endzone are for the Broncos. Presumably they would want to sit behind the endzone painted in their colors.

So wait, Reddit is the lair of Satan and everything about it is garbage but Gawker writers use it to find content to post? You don’t say...

He’s truly the Ryan Tannehill of .com CEOs

PSA: The Kristaps Porzingis name joke is bad and old. Please refrain. Thank you.

Being the new guy at any job is humbling, but can you imagine the indignity of having to win over Carmelo fucking Anthony?

I wonder if that comment would survive if his name was “Ablack.”

Chicken parm, you’re full of drugs.....

I remember the first time I used a tee to hit a baseball too

Not entirely true:

I actually think it makes more sense to have the two different sets of rules why are there two conferences in Football? What's the point? They should move to a table format like soccer. Having two slightly different sets of rules like baseball or rugby justifies it. It lets fans of both styles have a team, or teams,…

This won’t match the jingo/neocon narrative, but it is the truth.

Situations like that can be rough, without a tape its hard knowing if the guy really did accidentally brush against a woman and have to fight a drunk guy who took offense (which is totally possible) and the story got changed by the women and guy to make the Pat player to be the bad guy, or if the Pat player was a…

This is enough for me to empirically state that having the name J.J., followed by a last name starting with W, makes you an asshole.