It’s common commencement speech fodder, really.

This is hardly unique advice - one might even consider it a common piece of that “wisdom” that we inherit from others. So much so that it verges on cliche.

Gotta pay for Hogan’s tab somehow!

This may not be what most people consider a “household skill”, but I think that your 30s are a good point to learn the basics of childcare. Even if you don’t plan to have kids yourself, you probably have friends and family who do by that time and being able to babysit for even an hour or two will make you their…

What about “Why do you smell so good?”?

Ummm. Wut? They did all the hard work of mixing all the ingredients. All that time and effort and then they decided to skip the baking? They could preheat while they are mixing. I don’t...get this...