This tracks. Every chihuahua I have ever met was a bastard.

I mean, there are definitely other breeds of dog that are a lot more aloof than others. Shiba inus are a great example of this.

I’m so happy to hear this :’)

The vet I spoke to said that chihuahuas are the anti-himbo.

Um, I just wanted to write about dogs, man.

it’s true lol

LOL

Goldens are the best! 

Sweet, loving, seeks affection, easily distracted, gets into everything, wants to chase birds and squirrels? There’s a reason we called little rainjump (complete with ADHD) our golden retriever puppy when he was small. At 16 - yeah, you can still see it. He’s also too smart for his own good but is excellent at hiding…

This article made my heart happy. I grew up with several goldens and they really were the best. Ours were definitely not himbos they were too smart for our own good. My mom used to send our golden out to fetch me when it was time for dinner when I would be running around the neighborhood! Now that I am working from…

Goldens: “Why would you want to bust that guy and put him in jail? If he’s in jail, he can’t play with me......”

Yah, I can definitely buy goldens as himbos. I wonder how you might class other breeds. Pugs are the Danny Devito of the dog world. Hounds are mansplainers who will never stop talking over you. 

Good dog is good. Period.

Goldens understand that finding drugs and pleasing their handler will make them happy, but that 2-day-old french fry under the chair several gates away would make them happier.

total himbo and this one wins

Hahaha, I remember this dumb show. Later, some of the women said they didn’t even know what kind of reality competition they were going to be on; the premise was so flimsy that the producers couldn’t even let the contestants in on it without giving it away. Most of the women figured it out before the “reveal,” because…

Don’t forget the tattletales and slut-shaming that made it even cringier. 

Okay but there was a season two, called “The Next Joe Millionaire” and set in Europe (so the women wouldn’t be familiar with the concept).

Ah yeah... kind of hard to have a second season unless you record all your seasons before ever actually broadcasting any of them as everyone would know the lie from the start. Strange no one picked up on that fundamental defect for a game show at the planning stage. Like that episode of 30 Rock with the deal or no…

I know lots of guys in landscaping and construction who make 19k a year. They often don’t have their shit together and get sucked into shady companies that don’t care if the workers are licensed because they are getting by day to day on under the table wages...