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i am so sorry about your mom. and the rest of your family. jeff bozo is a pig as are are all billionaires and the people that defend them. i saw a funny joke that said “our parents got to watch people land on the moon but we get to watch the jackass that ruined bookstores ride a penis into “space””.

nordstrom has a bar in my city and out of the blue last night my mother in law mentioned she visited it this week and was so impressed with their craft cocktails. seems like a brilliant strategy, get people buzzed before shopping...

thank you for correcting me. i vow to be less callous in the future.

i am so sorry to have offended you. my irish roots are showing. i won't be so callous in the future 

prince harry is a dipshit. no one thinks that have anything in common with him. jfc 

i am so sorry.

goddamn. i hate these people so much. i had to stop at the tuscany crotch sentence.

wasn’t there one in europe that had a prince harry look a like & the women thought it might be him (or did i dream that)

in the show this was first day of school.

he is concentrating on his hedge fund. i kid you not. it seems bonkers

or maybe get a vasectomy 

this is such a sad story. unbelievable that they are taking away everything because she missed a drug test. ugh. i can’t even imagine how bad she feels.

interesting that the chubby dude is swapping racism with fat shaming.

anything my mother in law cooks!

this is beautiful. hi am going to post on r/conspiracytgeories. 

What brand?

That neck has to be photoshopped! Mon Dieu!

Oh I didn’t mean to school you in a bad way. I agree that it doesn’t make sense but I think that’s what they were going for. I think HB has good style & this was an unfortunate choice. And Beebs looks like a used car salesman. But they are young & it’s ok. (I actually don’t know how old they are)

The seam is an intentional design choice. It’s probably en homage to Gaultier. (Madonna cone bras, French)

Definitely. He needs to move into a the hype house he suggested opening instead of being Mayor. Somehow he is likable to me, but his ideas are unsound…