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I have some sympathy for her with the confused dates. I have often been so certain that it’s Tuesday (or whenever) that even though 10 people, all of whom I know to be intelligent and aware, tell me it’s Wednesday, I don’t believe them until I check a calendar or the newspaper. Changing the date is a bad look, but if

I have the bad habit of answering the questions I’m asked... and since I often know the backstory and details, sometimes I don’t stop until I’ve said way too much.  I need to figure out how to avoid the “whole truth” trap myself.

If I could give one piece of advice to young people it would be “never provide more information than is actually required”. It absolutely should not be that way, but it is. I’ve learned this lesson the hard way in both my personal and professional life. I always strive to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, but

I would understand if it was about the alterations (especially given the use of PEDs at high level conpetitions). But I'm getting the opinion they think the procedure was just NBD. But why should that matter if she can just skip some).

This is twice crazy:

On Jan. 12, 2020, a drug tester knocked on McNeal’s door but got no answer. Nor did anyone answer her phone. Eighteen days later, the Athletics Integrity Unit, which investigates doping in track and field, asked McNeal to explain. She was not required to answer. She had missed only one test in a 12-month period, and

I agree about dress codes loosely but also acknowledge that if I go into a place of worship (even as a None who is a total heathen), I do respect the dress code out of respect for the place. That does not mean I go to religious places a lot.  But if a friend is getting married in a Muslim ceremony and everyone will be

I’ve had real scrapple and I’ll say that it’s pretty good as long as you don’t think about what it’s made of. 

Hey I’ve had scrapple and it’s pretty good as long as you don’t think about what it’s made of.

My entire mom’s side is full Portuguese, mainland Portugal is full of very conservative and heavy drinking people. It's somehow become the Texas of the Iberian peninsula.

Scrapple. Chitlins. Ambrosia salad. Shots of wheat grass. Ham hocks. Rocky Mountain oysters. Caviar. Plenty of “gross” stuff that white people in various regions eat all the time, no need to add a layer of “ewww and it’s foreign!” to the bit.

“Gross” is in quotes because I’ve had a few of those and they’re perfectly

“Jello" and "salad" are two words that do not belong together. 

Palau, Tuvalu and Nauru all have populations an order of magnitude smaller than Iceland, so it’s probably OK to call their food gross as well.

If he really wants those clicks and views, make Bud Light the punishment for one of the episodes.

Some of those weird jello dishes from the 60s.

If he wants to avoid controversy, he is English. He could offer a cold cut sandwich that's been sitting in the window of a shop for two days. Or spaghetti with marinara sauce that somehow contains vinegar but no salt. Or Carling. 

If he attempts to have corned beef with boiled cabbage and potatoes in the segment, there’s a 100% chance that the collective atmosphere nausea and despair will end the segment permanently. 

Murph! Sully! Fitz! Get Jimmy C and the rest of the Northeast Catholics who are now instantly enraged!

Plenty of disgusting white people food to pick from, and he didn’t even have to go American. For example, he could have used Hakarl, which is fermented shark meat that smells like dog piss. Can you imagine Icelandic people getting enough steam on social media to change that? No.

Lutefisk, it’s kinda Americanized in the Midwest at least.