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I’m sold. On the Play Store I found and downloaded Smarmy’s Mind Fluff app. It’s a must-have for documenting all these important-only-to-me things. It also let’s me schedule mindfulness breaks at inappropriate times (on crowded sidewalks, while driving, etc.) so that I’m never without a reflective touchpoint in my day.

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The guy seems like a common variety ass, plain and simple. He roams the streets and screams at people who have decent cars? What kind of bigoted world view compels him to shout “1000 years of blood!” at some innocent driver?

Me too.

Do we like Condoleeza Rice now? Because it only seemed like yesterday when we were allowed to attribute racist black stereotypes to her or slander her as Bush’s “house nigga”. In mainstream newspapers.

May I please be approved as a regular poster?

May I please be approved as a regular poster?

To accent my Lenovo laptop (with the faulty hinge) I adorn my desktop with a mousepad I bought at a tourist market in Lima, Peru, and a bespoke cardboard phone stand painted by my 6-year-old. Top that.

To accent my Lenovo laptop (with the faulty hinge) I adorn my desktop with a mousepad I bought at a tourist market…

Funny, I didn’t think airplanes were all that gross to begin with. Sure, you might get stuck next to the sick person, but that’s about it. I think the fear of a “gross”airplane says more about our modern neurotic obsession with germs than about passeger aircraft having some unacceptable level of actual germs.

Drifting still makes no fucking sense to me. But whatever, as long as it makes sens to some of you out there.

This is what bugs me. You learned it as “being observant” and “not taking every day things for granted.” So did I. I don’t see why we need to repackage these concepts, along with a pound of fake Eastern mysticism, and call it by a new name. We didn’t just discover this stuff; we already knew it. It just seems…

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“Mindfulness” strikes me as the repackaging of pre-existing concepts like “being observant” and “not taking everyday things for granted.” We already know this, and I can’t help but be a little rankled by the modern American tendency to over analyze and rebrand such tried-and-true ideals, usually with a big dollop of…

Summary: Chobani makes bad yogurt because they didn’t give me a freebie.

If you see one of these punks, you just slap him around a bit. Nothing too violent...just enough to let him know that his childish shit don’t fly in public anymore.

The cras a few seconds into the video was really good comedic timing.

I love that he’s apparently wearing common house slippers.

rocket truck? whatever.

I don’t mean to sound like a wet blanket, but this “build” just seems like a waste of time. It’s slow, and the piston was obviously not well supported (he had to hold it down the more it extended).

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