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Please. It’s only chaos because (a) many American drivers depend on signage because they never learned, or they forgot, the underlying traffic rules and (b) most American drivers are impatient assholes.

Wow, Albert. You’re quite the angry little urbanite.

Monster is not a verb. It’s a bro-bastardization pure and simple. Cheesy.

Seinfeld could have left Margaret Cho off the guest list and the show would not have suffered at all. Not one bit. Because I do not like Margaret Cho.

Totally agree: the Baldwin episode is my first pick, followed by Shandling and Ferrell.

Talkin’ bout the ghetto, y’all.

I heard Zika gives you super powers. Any truth to that?

I heard Zika gives you super powers. Any truth to that?

My wife and I seem to have a lot of fun with our parenting, so I guess we’re the exception(?) Then again, I’m not the inept, man-child father so often portrayed on TV — thank God I’m the exception to that!

Please. It’s just another BS holiday to give Americans a lame excuse to drink until we puke. If you haven’t given it up by age 24, then you’re firmly in the adult-child demographic.

There’s a fine line between Cosplay and “damn that’s just sad.”

The Harris-Schmitz Hour. That has the air of a respectable BBC show quickly belied by its quick-witted commentary and balls-out feats of driving.

No, no, no. The Panamera is the Kim Kardashian of vehicles. We’re told that rear end is sexy, but in truth...it’s just a fat ass.

Had he broken the wall that would have been WAAAAY cooler.

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May I please be approved as a regular poster?

Crack pipe. And I say this having owned an ‘89 Trooper (2.4L 4cyl) for more than 10 years. I loved that truck: it was my band vehicle, off-roader, and daily driver. But I’d rather spend $33K on a VehiCross than a modded Trooper, no matter how pristine. I’d bet that the VehiCross will be more collectible.

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Two suggestions:

May I please be approved as a regular poster. It’s been at least 3 years since I set up my account. I’ve been a good boy.