For those of you with little boys, don’t forget to make sure one of your stray long hairs doesn’t get wrapped around the little guy’s penis.

God, is that photo from the Family Stone? That was the WORST movie ever. So smarmy in it’s 90's PC superiority that it just failed miserably.

Maybe Mozda could patent something to keep guys like the one in the photo from growing stupid, trendy beards that just make them look like hairy boys. God how I hate the hipster beard style.

It’s not every day you see a calculator joke. :O)

geez, all that instrumentation and switches n shit in the cockpit just looks complicated.

Yeah, but cootie catchers work, bro.

I’m sure that guy is a great Tarot reader, but....that nose. I couldn’t look away. He should consider also becoming a hypnotist, as well.

Take it Offline. “I understand that John and Ramesh want to continue this topic of conversation, but we need to keep this meeting moving. I suggest they take it offline.” 

The only real solution is to adapt your schedule to your child’s schedule. Having kids is not about you, it’s about them.  

If even a photo of Jaared and Ivanka make you angry....well then, I think 95% of the problem lies between your ears. Why did you stop going to the psychologist?

— We’re all Latino, we’re brothers —

The number of tatoos on that woman’s arm is unfortunate.

“Manspreading” is certainly the civil rights issue of our time. Look, if you’re on a crowded train/plane/whatever then, yes, you should be respectful and not invade the space of others. But if there’s no crowd then no one has any right to tell a guy what angle his legs should be at. That’s just stupid.

I’m surprised that I have to ask this, but which is worse to you: a mother intentionally letting her own vulnerable child STARVE or the racism of a man-child douchbag?

Your argument will never sway me from my cereal and bananas.

This is such a repressed white urbanite article.

I don’t want to hear about all these asiago-cranberry condiments or wasabi-infused mayonaises. One of the best flavor combinations ever is ham and cheese (cheddar). Let’s not overlook it.

Hertz needs to bring back the Juice as their spokesman. That would fix the problem, right?

I blame the vodka.

I like how your article’s lead sentence plants the idea of how I should be offended before I even start reading. Tell you what, you go ahead and lay out your argument about how medical wear advertisements can be sexist. I will then decide if this is right or wrong and how offended I should be. You don’t get to…