And a very zen soundtrack

Don’t forget that Taylor is also a public farter! http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/eve…

My “personal is political” education refuses to let me see the wisdom in this video.

Regarding the truck-borrowing boss: Why are people such pussys nowadays? Just tell him he can’t borrow your truck, especially after the first time he neglected to treat the vehicle with respect. Retreating from that minor confrontation resulted in a major confrontation AND a major expense. Again, I ask: why are people…

“Exceedingly Minor Interaction with Celebrity Results in an Article, for Some Reason” That should have been the title.

Add boobs (not his) and it would have been a FANTASTIC reality show.

‘There’s a reason we assign them mandatory bedtimes and don’t let them vote’ Actually, my joke was going to be about how children react on pure emotion and are incapable of using reason. This would make them ideal left-leaning voters.

Hi shirt looks like a joke reference to Che Guevara, but, man, am I ever tired of seeing even glancing iconography for that villain.

You started on your father’s C5 Z06, and then your first car out of college was a Subaru WRX? Obviously, you are a recipient of White Privilege! If you have not already paid your public penance, please video yourself crying and post it to YouTube.

I mean, how could you NOT fall to your knees masturbating over this thing?

That blue 1959 Ferrari 250 GT LWB California Spider just makes my goddamn heart ache, it’s so beautiful.

Clothes NEVER sell like some people expect. Although, where we used to live there were a lot of lower income Latino immigrants who were a lot more likely to buy used clothing. Picky middle class bargain hunters arriving with their Starbucks coffee and marble pound cake, not so much.

You never know what’s going to sell in a yard sale, so I don’t waste time with that. Just put it all out on the tables and put more effort into attracting people beforehand with your signage. My approach:

Little known fact: This Vandenburg facility is where Colonel Scott and his Marines launched from when they flew their shuttle into space to assist James Bond in his battle against the evil Hugo Drax on his secret space station.

I bet you’re also one of those “has to be technically accurate” guys that ruins SciFi movies for his friends. It’s a jet truck! It shoots flames and races airplanes ‘n stuff. You’re supposed to suspend your disbelief and watch, amazed, as popcorn falls out of your mouth. I don’t think that’s white trash but if you do,…

How does the average speed of this chase compare with that of the O.J. Simpson chase back in the 90s? We need to know which chase is the slowest!

Equally, if not more, important is to not do stupid stuff while you mow. Wear shoes that protect your toe and that have good traction. If your yard has hills, don’t mow when the grass is wet.

Please explain Texas Limousine. ‘Cause right now I’m thinking this:

Totally off topic. In one of the photos you can see the Air Force memorial/statue that sits near the Navy Annex not to far from the Pentagon. If that monument were anywhere else, I’m sure I’d like it — it conveys “soaring” and all that good stuff. But sitting in the midst of all the more classic buildings and…

Alternate title: How To Enjoy Life Without Actually Participating.