Poor layout is important but it's only one factor in avoiding an airport for international connections. Consider baggage theft as well. I try like hell never to go through Miami if I can help it. I can't tell you how many friends travelling between North and South America have had their bags ransacked. If you can go…

Apparently the Captain never saw the Final Countdown. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt008073…)

Man, I still love those 1980s high-hipped bathing suits.

Who doesn't love a fiesta? Las fiestas siempre son divertidas. ¡Ole!

A 'lifestyle expert'? Seriously? I bet she just invented that because she loves telling people what to do.

"Removing the windows would allow for thinner walls, which could allow wider seats." Except that it never, ever will. The extra space will be used to install MORE seats, not more comfortable seats.

Good luck everybody else!

I hear the Emporer has already placed his order.

I don't know about the science of materials 'n such. But if you're a woman, you absolutely need to wear those tight yoga pants when you work out. I love those.

The chainmail necktie might work. It tends to snag the short hairs, though.

I think you posted this in the wrong place. Post-modern, sex-based indignation is discussed over at http://jezebel.com.

You can wear paisley when it's 1985 again.

Men don't need to be fashion mavens. But — I swear — if you just spend a little time learning what colors/styles match and buy some classic stuff you'll be good. Chicks love a guy who can wear a suit & tie confidently.

Lead image: Dear God, please save us from a future where it is socially acceptable for couples to dress alike and where everyone dresses themselves and decorates Your world in minor variations of soulless white. If I wanted to live in San Francisco, I would have moved to San Francisco. Amen.

This is my current ride: the Fiat Palio Weekend Adventure. (With electronic locking front diff!) It's sort of a crossover-wagon, which works well transporting the family over Argentina's paved and unpaved roads.

Eric. Based on the reflection in your lock screen, you either have a really pretty face for a man or some really ugly hands for a girl.

As if your logic weren't already completely unassailable, you concluded with "I mean seriously." Well that seals it then. I was doubting the truth of your statements until you told me that you were serious. I am now convinced.

I love how, at 1:15 in the video, the Noble goes around the bend.....and turns into a BMW!

For what it's worth, here's my latest...

I appreciate Themer; the designs there are very professional and slick. But I miss when these Home Screen Showcase articles featured a more personal flair. Themer stuff is, by design, a little more generic so that a lot of people can install a theme and use it. That's all fine, but that approach has robbed these…