"I drive a Saturn because I believe in an unambitious America. A country that just wants to get from point A to point B without making waves. Who needs the stress of high aspirations when you can be satisfied with what we provide you? Everyone is a winner!"

First, I love Foxtrot Alpha and am happy that it is part of the Gawker family. I would be plenty pissed if it went away.

Kind of like how MB placed the lights on the old 1114 trucks? (More modern, of course.)

Thank you Police Chief Jeffrey A. Lourie. Now, whenever I see some nefarious scofflaw engaging in illegal activity, I shall accost him and declare, "Sir, your actions post no lawful purpose." (Jezus, why do cops feel the need to talk all stupid-formal like that?)

You know, even though I love Fly Like an Eagle, I was all set to call you a dinosaur for suggesting that song. But then I actually did what you suggested and it turned out awesome. It made for a much better video.

This plane?

I downloaded WindowPad based on a previous Lifehacker article. I like it a lot and use it every day. It's an Autohotkey script that you can download here, but there is also a compiled version out there (couldn't find it).

Still a seriously stupid name for this otherwise nice-ass car.

I forsee a good Question of the Day for Foxtrot Alpha.

Fun video! But in the first paragraph you made a factual error. Maybe you meant that the F-14 was the prettiest fighter plane ever made? Because everyone knows that the SR-71 is the prettiest plane ever made. It is known.

This was my quick-n-dirty entry.

This is like a case study in "self-regulating entropy," or something.

Before acting, Harvey Keitel was a big rally guy.

Thanks for planting that image in my head, damn you. It wouldn't go away, so I had to make this.....

Had Pontiac continued the Fiero, I'm sure it would have continued to evolve into a better car. But when I was in high school in the mid-80s the Fiero was a hot car and you saw them everywhere. They may not have withstood the test of time — I don't see many on the block at Barrett-Jackson — but in their time they were…

Noted!

And then you had to end your video with "....and we're out. Peace." Has that become an acceptable and mainstream way to conclude presentations or conversations these days? When I'm finishing a status update to my boss, I'm going to say "...and I'll have that TPS report on your desk by 5. [thumps chest twice] I'm…

Agreed. If I followed even 20% of Lifehacker's tips and hacks , my home would end up looking like Fred Sanford's house.

Live alone?