(Photo: El Tronador mountain near Bariloche, Argentina)

It appears to also let you select a photo from your phone to use as a background. What I would REALLY like is to be able to set one of my own videos as the live wallpaper background. Some short clip of my favorite local stretch of river, or maybe some recent POV porn. (Just kidding on the porn, but you know someone…

I was indeed being sarcastic. It always irritates me when people — eager to defend communism — always trot out Cuba's supposedly superior health care and education systems. As you demonstrate, the truth is not so rosy. Health care just isn't easy, no matter where you live.

Sorry, but not true (I can't even give you a "nice try").

My wife and I recently went car shopping here in Argentina, a country that recently instituted a progressive tax on "luxury" cars that (1) cost over 20K and (2) are not made in Argentina or the Mercosur economic zone. I would love to have bought American, but when a Dodge Journey cost US$ 98,000.....well, no thanks.

But Cuba has great health care! That easy makes up for the poverty and social misery that Communist thug rule has done over the past 60-odd years.

But Cuba has great health care! That easy makes up for the poverty and social misery that Communist thug rule has done over the past 60-odd years.

Not so much "terrifying" as "awesome". Bro.

Dude, she shouldn't be so concerned with her breasts when clearly it's her FACE that was botched!

Sounds like the premise for a Sandford & Son Thanksgiving TV special.

And when your guests ask for the recipe, just keep to yourself that little detail about how you prepared their food using the garden hose, a bucket, and your power drill.

It's not necessary to root. But I do, because I like to customize the interface and set up Tasker and Automagic to change settings that aren't accessible without rooting. But I've come to love Automagic's nifty Control UI feature that allows you to simulate finger taps This allows me to access some settings that I…

Since when do Jezebel authors listen to the Howard Stern show? That just doesn't sound plausible.

Living in South America has made me hate bangs. They're so...severe...down here. Yuck

Shhh, not here. The naked pics go on Kotaku, the Gawker sister site for grown men who still watch cartoons and collect dolls...I mean action figures. I have half a My Little Pony costume: just the head, the rest is slim, oily me.

With all due respect, I completely reject your attitude. If you think blaming yourself for "what white men did" will somehow make you popular with the Colonial Studies majors, then that's your fetish. But don't assume that other modern males (White or Straight or Whatever) want to cry with you.

This topic deserved an entire article?

Wow, with all those batteries down low, I bet that's on STABLE car.

You're certainly right that Americans are getting fatter and at the same time wearing less clothing. It's not what I'd call progress, however.

Gotta say it: 1980s high-waisted jeans look better on a broader spectrum of female bodies than low-rise jeans. Low-risers gave birth to the unfortunate trend of the muffin top and have served to make the majority of women who wear them look like overweight 14-year-old boys.