Keep features that I appreciate:

There are two hippie values not at the top of that list:

A distinction that is completely lost on me. :) Please explain.

"Because Millenials." There, I answered my own meme-related question with a meme-related answer.

Notice how the business class seats are angled away from each other so no one has to make eye contact. A pitch perfect offering to socially isolated modern humanity. :)

Why is this dumb "a thing" meme a thing? Please stop.

Check out other replies to my post. We're sharing pics. I have proof of the M-16 claim!

I dug out a couple of the photos from my trip. Here's one of me with the M-16 (proof!) and another of my dad's F-14 secured to the flight deck at sunset.

Go to any country other than the US and you'll still see plenty of manual gearboxes. I live in Argentina and probably around 90% (not an exaggeration) of vehicles have a manny. Even long-haul sleeper buses like this (I'm not kidding). Oh, and any assumption that a manual tranny is a theft deterrent just doesn't work…

In the mid 70s I spent a whole week on the USS Constellation, the aircraft carrier where by father was XO of a squadron of F-14s. I and a bunch of other sons/nephews of the men stationed onboard flew out to Honolulu and came back to San Diego on the ship. (At the time, a "tiger cruise" was only available to male…

I half expected Techno Viking to be the pilot.

#7. There's no excuse for not checking your mirrors before changing lanes. But if someone accidentally cuts you off, you need to honk your horn at them right away. None of this I'll-just-silently-fume-and-then-perform-a-dangerous-and-unnecessary-high-speed-pass. You're not getting back at anyone with your pussy…

I'm with ya. To each his own, but I don't like the look of the Fiat 500 at all. Stuff as much gear and goodies under the hood as you want, give it a ton of power, but it still screams "trendy metrosexual" to me.

Her Japanese modelling ancestors used to sit like that, you racist. :)

Who the hell has an old drill battery lying around unused? Those things are expensive, man! I don't buy "extras", and every one that I have is in constant rotation between the drill and the charger.

Not if you have a Latin wife. Trust me on this.

In case you were wondering, these are the girls you could hear in the background.

Southerners are generous people. They'll give you the shirt off their back and a few extra syllables until you can get back on your feet.

On the Lambo web site I clicked the Share link, but only Facebook, Twitter, etc. appear. How weird is it that Kinja isn't on that list?

Extra licensing restrictions based only on the price of the car? Of course not. Why? If what you really mean is super cars that exceed some hard performance threshold (more than 600hp, or whatever), then maybe. But even then I'm not sure.