Anyone ever notice pumpkin spice is like catnip for women?

“I’ve got one word to say to you, Watson: Pygmies.”

I want Clarkson back on Top Gear too... :(

Is this legal?

Good article (for once).

Um, hello...

I’m white.

Can his descendant’s name be Tar Tar Sauce?

S.L.J is already the Stan Lee of Hollywood. He’s already in everything, like Stan Lee’s name is on everything. Example:

Surely Jar-Jar deserves to have his brain inserted into an alien butt plug of some sort?

I think Jar-Jar is the only thing in the universe everyone would turn their backs on if he was about to get raped to death.

As someone who worked several years as an usher, waiting to clean filthy theatres, FUCK POST CREDIT SCENES.

I saw my first Delorean a few weeks ago, just driving down the road as I walked. I’m 29. Been wonderin’ how many were made and how many could be left, and how rare they are since I saw it.

Legitimate question seeking legitimate answer: Should I hate being white?

Not so different from

lol I was just playing Arkham City, and one goon was doing a Joker/Harley impression that was spot on.

“Too-sa bad for Jar-Jar, is-a hunting season! Wassa up-a doc-a?”

“These-a not the droids you-sa looking for!”

I’m a man, and I suffered from urinary retention. I found that there are taint exercises you can do, that might help you.