It’s funny what some women, even many women, but certainly not all, will allow themselves to get away with as they cry foul of the shit they don’t like, while actually perpetrating it... This is why (among other reasons) I’m still on the fence about being a feminist.

Women NEVER do anything wrong. Just us stupid, stupid men.

Unless you have a penis to cut off, it wasn’t specifically addressed to you. Sorry I didn’t make it clearer to you, but I can’t dumb it down to your level - I’m scared of heights.

If you can’t beat ‘em (not literally, I mean), cut it off and join ‘em.

If I said I wanted to punch many black people today...

I starred you, but many races ruled huge swathes of the world over the last several thousand years. Every race has its barbarians, every race has its overseers. Are whites on top now? Yes. Will it always be that way? Who can tell? If you, or anyone here are clairvoyant, then, um, what were you doing on 9/11?

Hands up if you think the world would be better if all the white people disappeared.

Remember when you just picked the team you liked in the sports game you bought, and you just played a game of hoops/baseball/football?

That’s it?

I hate womansplaining.

You can take the dude out of Boston...

Looks like the Japanese equivalent of an old “get off my lawn”-er.

So, I guess I owe you sound sort of apology then?

“I can’t find ma kah-kees! Have ya seen ma kah-kees?”

Oh my god, it’s a lady version of Peter Griffin.

It’s between two buns, so... ;)

Stay classy, America.

Either way, it’s over quickly.

Anyone ever notice pumpkin spice is like catnip for women?

“I’ve got one word to say to you, Watson: Pygmies.”