I want Clarkson back on Top Gear too... :(

Is this legal?

Good article (for once).

I’m white.

I saw my first Delorean a few weeks ago, just driving down the road as I walked. I’m 29. Been wonderin’ how many were made and how many could be left, and how rare they are since I saw it.

Has a beard and lifts?

Good news! You’ll stop as soon as she leaves you.

This is one of those rare times when the US version is better. The UK version was great, but, Michael Scott!!!

Michael Scott: Look at those wrinkles! Blacks do crack! [to camera] Not crack the drug.

I am so creeped out right now.

I felt people’s responses so far were pretty eye-opening to me. But you’re certainly right that the more complex things get, the more things can go wrong. Is that Newton or thermodynamics, or some third thing entirely? I can’t remember. Anywho, now I must ask, while things can more often seem to go wrong and glitch,…

Why are there so many glitches this gen?

I couldn’t do it. If you think that makes me shallow, well, you can think that. I believe lots of people have preferences, and I think that’s okay. I’m no Bradley Cooper, not by a long shot. And I don’t think I deserve the Kate Uptons of the world. I just want to be with someone I’m physically attracted to, and I want…

While I liked the end of House, I was convinced I knew how it would end. It should’ve ended my way.

Nope. But he is a superdick.

Costanza had it right. Buy enough underwear so that you only have to do laundry once a year.

I can’t hear you over the sound of my fapping. Which, I know, doesn’t make sense, because I’m reading.

I would cosplay as Kathy with a K from Kids in the Hall, and wear a Blue Jays sweater and pretend it’s 1992.

“Tobias, you old blowhard!”

Don’t feel that way. I wanna live in this picture.