Just returning the volley!

Tagline: Go Poke yourself. Mon.

Happy birthday.

I get what you’re saying, I appreciate it, even. Luckily for me, by the time I get to play this, and The Witcher 3, and all kinds of other stuff, not only will I have forgotten all about these spoilers, I’ll be so old that I’ll probably be shitting my paints in a nursing home, telling the nurse I just Splatooned my…

Like one of those really long songs in a Tolkien book.

Yeah, well, Canada ain’t too pleased with some of the crap your country has produced.

*S’il vous*

You mean “dressed all overs”, right??

I have talent, but no inspiration or ideas. Any artists here who’ve run into that problem and overcame it, could you please let me know how you did it? I haven’t picked up a pencil in over a year.

Borrowing a friend’s copy of RE2, then my dad walks in sees me knife a cop zombie because I was out of bullets. He told me I wasn’t allowed to play it because of that.

“Want it?? Want it?? GO G’IT!!! GO G’IT!!!”

Oh, so, you play as a woman then?

If it’s called The Departed, then it needs some

Yeah, didn’t a Kotaku guy bang someone they shouldn’t have, or something? I was under a rock at the time.

Would you recognize a genital wart if I showed you what I think is a genital wart?

You couldn’t figure out how to save a game in 1998? How old are you?

I know you put ‘ ’ before and after the word realistic, but...