I would cosplay as Kathy with a K from Kids in the Hall, and wear a Blue Jays sweater and pretend it’s 1992.

“Tobias, you old blowhard!”

I can promise you I have my mom’s cat figured out. This is day:

Don’t feel that way. I wanna live in this picture.

Just returning the volley!

Tagline: Go Poke yourself. Mon.

I take it you didn’t read it in Jar Jar’s voice :)

Yeah, now who’s not asking for directions??

Take it from me, glass coffee tables are nice and everything, and this one is certainly really freaking cool, but, you’ll get tired of finger prints, feet prints, and, if you have cats or dogs, you’ll get tired of all the hair and dust that will inevitably settle on it. So, caveat emptor.

Don’t be such an iodite.

Reminds me of when I have one contact lens that won’t cooperate.

With no sound, I thought I was watching a sex-ed video produced by Peter North.

You’re right. ALL HAIL THE MIGHT OVUM WITHOUT WHOM WE MEN ARE NOTHING!

Sperms are cells too :)

I had a hunch (wonder why) that it was going to be some Eastern European guy. And lo...

Happy birthday.

I get what you’re saying, I appreciate it, even. Luckily for me, by the time I get to play this, and The Witcher 3, and all kinds of other stuff, not only will I have forgotten all about these spoilers, I’ll be so old that I’ll probably be shitting my paints in a nursing home, telling the nurse I just Splatooned my…

Like one of those really long songs in a Tolkien book.

Yeah, well, Canada ain’t too pleased with some of the crap your country has produced.