*S’il vous*

You mean “dressed all overs”, right??

I have talent, but no inspiration or ideas. Any artists here who’ve run into that problem and overcame it, could you please let me know how you did it? I haven’t picked up a pencil in over a year.

Borrowing a friend’s copy of RE2, then my dad walks in sees me knife a cop zombie because I was out of bullets. He told me I wasn’t allowed to play it because of that.

“Want it?? Want it?? GO G’IT!!! GO G’IT!!!”

Oh, so, you play as a woman then?

If it’s called The Departed, then it needs some

Yeah, didn’t a Kotaku guy bang someone they shouldn’t have, or something? I was under a rock at the time.

Would you recognize a genital wart if I showed you what I think is a genital wart?

You couldn’t figure out how to save a game in 1998? How old are you?

I know you put ‘ ’ before and after the word realistic, but...

Never forget

Great skin exfoliator, though.

...ING MAN

The infestation at Burning Man just keeps getting worse, it seems...

Remember! If you’re still playing last gen’s Arkham games like me, you can visit Calendar Man in the basement of Solomon Wayne’s courthouse!

OMG now I see it! Time to go back to the optometrist!

Answer: My dignity.