I’m single *cough*...

How come he doesn’t know?

...but pick one before you die.

Kill it, then marinade it in his own pee.

lmao even he’s saying “Thanks, Obama” now.

GET OFF FACEBOOK AND GET BACK TO WO—

...And is this the WTC?

I am supposed to be seeing Hitler?

Well, you wouldn’t have totally been a LostEngineer. You’d have still made it to the Moon! And right in the eye! That’s kind of like a hole in one.

Anyone else expect Atari graphics?

Look, it was bin Laden and the Saudis. End of story.

You should’ve said “I think so...”

Is that the sequel to Hampster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie?

Blair Witch Project.

It’s called Hybistrophilia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristop…

Every nutjob has their Harley Quinn.

Anyone else see Jimmy Saville?

Hi! Me again! Is there a Snacktaku in the works?? Cuz, I’m just sitting here eating soda crackers and margarine, feeling sad about my life...

I found my old Michael Keaton era b-mobile from Ertl in my mom’s cat’s toy box (not a euphemism), with his mouse, catnip bag and string and was all like “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOING IN HERE GIMME!”

It didn’t feel like 30 days. And I’m glad it didn’t. Glad you’re back; it’s just not Kotaku without the Beard.