I have an idea for a porno spoof of this game. Any guesses what I’d call it?

*replaced snakes with arms*

Pfffffffff. “Diet” Mountain Dew? Whataya, some kind of health-conscious Appalachian kid?

It’s like she doesn’t know holy water is just tap water a priest waves his pedophiling hand over.

She’s getting her own spin-off show, I heard. It’s called- get this-

Hail Mary, full of grace

“That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I’d just run across the great…

Konichiwa, bitches.

I was probably enamored with it as a kid. I think I was Scorpion that Halloween. But, man, those special effects did NOT age well. That reptile thing looked like something from a Gex: Enter the Gecko FMV. Barf!

I have a moth phobia. My dad used to hang laundry on the line in the summer, sometimes over night. Then, when I’d go to put my underwear on after my shower, a big nasty moth would fly out. Ugh...

I liked the finale.

I just rewatched Mortal Kombat last night. Wow. What. A. BAD. Movie.

Who’d want to live in any of these places?:

Wow! Such attention to detail! Look how it’s as useless as the real thing!

I’m not proud of this, but... for a second...

...I thought this was a Mega Man level, looking at the thumbnail...

Kojima-san,

Sorry, but not sorry. So wrong, yet, so, so funny.

This is making me feel things in my special area.