NO! She DIDN’T! She did NOT DO THAT! DID SHE?! My most sacred game, made a mockery by, this, this... &%$#@?! HOW DARE SHE?!

Domo arigato, Mr. Bipedal Nuclear Walking Death Mobile-oboto.

Glitch makes GTA V look like “EW!”

Round the hangin’ tree, swayin’ in the breeze, in the summer sun, as we two are one...

I KNOW!! ME TOO!!

That reminds me, does anyone know how to get rid of silverfish? Without stuff like Raid?

You’re seeing it too?? I thought I pressed something on my keyboard, like zoom or something!! GRRR!!

I say watch it if that’s what you want to do. I also say if anyone gets offended by a joke, this joke, that’s on them. I will watch a game being played (not commented on, not played while screaming like a lunatic into their mic) under certain circumstances. But I thought Kimmel’s video was funny. I laughed. I wish…

Everyone upset over this seriously needs to re-prioritize their lives.

I stopped watching when Fillion put his helmet on. Nothing in it for me by that point.

I’m hoping to meet a girl soon who says she likes beards so I can stop buying razor blades and shaving cream. That’s money I could be spending on other things. Like... well, anything, really.

“Kill me.”

Did you know he was given the nickname David Ten-inch?

THANK you. :) I know I should’ve Googled it. And it would’ve bugged me all night, but I still probably wouldn’t have searched it... I’m a lazy git tonight.

Redeye... the one with... dammit, what’s her name? The Canadian, she was in Mean Girls, The Notebook (which I never saw... *cough*) and that guy from 28 Weeks Later and Sunshine? Takes place on a plane? That one?

You deserve a galaxy’s worth of stars for this. Bravo, bra-fucking-vo! SO jealous I couldn’t have come up with that myself!

Just replace nitroglycerin with triiodide: