The defensive try safety (though it would only be legal in the NCAA, and has never happened). It would take a play like this, but where the defensive player attempting the runback fumbled near the opposing goal-line, a kicking team player recovered and then fumbled backward into their own end zone, and then a player…

Ok, I somehow missed this at the time, but there's definitely a story there.

This gets into death of the author territory, but I kind of liked the Watchmen sex scene because I thought it was *supposed* to be sad and awkward, and I thought that was an interesting choice. I mean, Night Owl (in the film at least) is a middle-aged, rather emotionally stunted, somewhat sad sack dude—of course the…

“Don’t you rest your cheeks against my man” perhaps?

YEP!

Wait, so they’re sacking Jolie, Grierson and Leitch, and C.A. Pinkham, all of whom are taking their work to other sites? Is the strategy behind this reboot literally “let’s eliminate every popular regularly-scheduled feature we have?”

Hah! Well-played. Although I think the market for Richard Thompson jokes is even smaller.

Thank you kindly. I was sort of surprised no one beat me to it.

Nicely done. How had I not heard of this guy? (I’m a Victor Wooten fan, so it’s certainly in the same ballpark.)

“Can I be honest about something? I expected just a little more respect thrown the Jazz’s way”

Eli,the Penguin Boy, getting old now.

Well, Guy is certainly an expert on weird beef.

Eight percent of American men are colorblind—that’s 12 million people. Not exactly a small demographic.

It’s not as gross as some of these, but it’s awfully rude and baffling. Late afternoon, reasonably crowded Orange Line train, and a young guy—seemed entirely sober, neatly dressed, and had a smartphone and earbuds—hocks a huge loogie and spits it on the floor in front of him, then just goes back to looking at his…

Thank you, I’m very glad someone did.

This is the best of the lot, especially since football is played in the wrong season for this to have ended their Celebrated Summer.

The least the officials could do is say “I apologize.”

The security response may have been a bit excessive.

I was hoping someone would make this joke