So it’s “The Jackal” meets Carlos the Jackal?

Absolutely phenomenal to see accessibility features this deep; I really hope this paves the way for a world in which all AAA games are audio-described!

You mean Popeyes will no longer be PopeYes?

Why did the man stick beans in his peen?
So many beans all up in his peen
After a while the reason is seen
He did it ‘cause we said nooooooo

I went to Bar Ishinohama in Tokyo because Anthony Bourdain recommended it, and then went back twice more in a two-week trip because there were (and still are) the best drinks I’ve had in my entire life. It’s a tiny little closet of a place where the owner (a former world cocktail champion) makes every drink himself.…

Green tabasco is indeed delicious on eggs, but Cholula is definitely superior. And if you want something with a “purer” hot flavor, Valentina is also very nice (and goes weirdly well with fruit)

Nice! Can’t wait to play these. Now if they could just release Apollo Justice, Dual Destinies, Spirit of Justice, and Investigations for Switch

British readers will know this man is aptly named. 

Do they give Alexander Siddig any more screen time? He’s one of my favorite performers ever. 

Phoenix itself and Tempe are both fine, but the rest of Maricopa County can fuck right off. 

Came hear to make a reference to this song, but yours was better than mine. 

I presume Marc Cohn just got permabanned. 

I see that you’re a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is. 

Right, exactly. There’s a place around here that’s called The Chicken and Rice Guys. The color scheme and logo are clearly reminiscent, so you know what you’re getting, but it isn’t aiming to create confusion.

I grew up in Tucson eating at Filibertos and Ralibertos, and never knew the backstory! Thank you, this was a fun read. 

Hard agree. I think there needs to be a limit of one sauce, one cheese, and two toppings

“Stephen doesn’t have Beer Goggles, he has Madeira Pince-Nez.”

There was a somewhat hippyish but quite good pizzeria in my hometown that had one that was essentially a warm pizza crust spread liberally with hummus and topped with a greek salad. It was surprisingly super delicious.