You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

So how long until the NFL cracks down on the joke captain selections? Over/under 2.5 weeks?

“No more” means “Eh, fuck it.”

I know we laugh, but I would love to see Mark Cuban step in, buy the Cowboys, and be a useful asshole.

I hated the Cowboys before it was cool to hate the Cowboys.

In case it hasn’t been explicitly stated yet today, Jerry Jones can go fuck himself.

He struggled to crack 4 ypc.

“We do not condone domestic violence.”
We just turn a blind eye and employ them.

I think “We have given Greg a second chance” admits that he did something wrong in the first place, and recognizing that he did something wrong but not punishing him or advocating any punishment undermines the notion that Jerry Jones and the Cowboys and The NFL take domestic violence seriously. They don't. Football…

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

I’d rather drive this thing through the desert:

Don’t the Middle East buyers just get a new one every year instead of maintenance?

Or it just wouldn’t be reported on. Cheerleading is up there with football in terms of deaths and paralyzed participants and you never hear word one about it.

I guarantee you if some lesser tier sport had this many high school kids dying because of it people would demanding it be banned.

It’s only a matter of time before Kap’s back in Reno shilling for some dealer on the Kietzke Lane Automile and making appearances at Silver Legacy.

“Vomit Benched for Diarrhea.”

I was at a work conference and the American Loss Prevention Association was setting up a coffee table in an adjacent hall at the convention center. I walked over and took a donut.

Used to work loss prevention. Most shoplifters are young white and affluent. Their excuse is always, “I just felt like it,” and “because I can.”

Every dine and dasher I ever personally saw was a young white person. Every one. Just saying.